Welcome to madness.
There are several things that you must know about me: 1st - I'm a huge LittleMonster (google it). 2nd - I'm a freak. 3rd - I'm crazy. 4th - I'm awesome. 5th - I'm Portuguese. 6th - I hate my country. 7th - I don't care and 8th - I love my friends.
Please, be my guest, I'm completely at your (sexual) disposal. Follow me, and I'll follow you back. (expect some delay though)
Hit me up on Frownbook and Twattar